Ten surefire ways to get depressed and feel miserable and nauseous:

1. Go dancing at a nightclub by yourself.
2. Go to a movie at night by yourself.
3. Call up old flames and try to get them to go out with you.
4. Try to introduce yourself to bar or restaurant staff.
5. Answer suspicious personal ads.
6. Buy clothing that doesn’t match your personality in order to be more attractive.
7. Tag along at parties where you don’t know most of thepeople.
8. Watch romantic movies or read romantic books.
9. Watch other people who look happy.
10. Become a groupie of a rock star, Hollywood star, or sports hero.